Ignore offline-online agreement gaps
Offline says 79%, online is 71% — ship based on inflated confidence
Skip rollback trigger definition
Cost spikes 20% in week 2 — PM, eng lead, and finance argue while cost accumulates
Treat shadow success as launch approval
Shadow looks good, skip canary — miss verbose narratives confusing Executive users
Operational readiness as afterthought
2am latency spike — on-call doesn't know how to diagnose or roll back